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Sep 1

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

missmiadoll:

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

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cassietotallyjust:

In first grade I wanted to grow up to be a bird and one day I remember my neck and arms being covered in little red bumps and I thought the transformation was beginning and I ran to my teacher crying saying I wasn’t ready to become a bird yet and it turned out I was just allergic to yogurt and I wasn’t turning into a bird at all

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

(Source: slayboybunny)

punkrockbetty:

whirra:

i just fucking wanted the one

hahaha

(Source: tarou4)

american-eater:

iswearimnotnaked:

fuckdad:

talesof4chan:

Average Day on /g/

wow.


only i could fuck this up


ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

american-eater:

iswearimnotnaked:

fuckdad:

talesof4chan:

Average Day on /g/

wow.

only i could fuck this up

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.

trillgamesh:


it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

(Source: timberfakes)

When I took a job in banking

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Apr 4
meladoodle:

WHAT

meladoodle:

WHAT

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

textsfromtheshatterdome:

submitted by thegirlwiththemooglehat 

relahvant:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

this post basically shows that if you don’t like dogs you’re wrong

fresh-fucking-pot:

And that day… I fell in love with him.