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meladoodle:

WHAT

meladoodle:

WHAT

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textsfromtheshatterdome:

submitted by thegirlwiththemooglehat 

relahvant:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

this post basically shows that if you don’t like dogs you’re wrong

fresh-fucking-pot:

And that day… I fell in love with him.

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a-bit-not-good-yeah:

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

I just spent like 20 minutes on there. This is my new favorite company.

neopoint:

 woah bitch the fuck was that for

neopoint:

woah bitch the fuck was that for

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y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

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lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

New favourite joke:

shineonovermyclouds:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

i cant stop laughing omg

darecrow:

are you guys okay

darecrow:

are you guys okay

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY